there is a "matrix" by our the section with gave birth to this
lot of bullshit after a difficult anal pregnancy..
the thing is that, those shit-for-brains actually think that "rules
of engagement" and "strategy to be adopted" is the same thing..
they have no idea what the hell everything means and there's this
giant table for our inputs...
the other sections don't know what the fuck is going on, not
wanting to look like retards, have shown their lack of IQ and balls
by actually writing in stuff which do not make sense...
suddenly, for a few sections "rules of engagement" or "strategy
adopted" (same column, mind you) is their goal!! a few more wrote
nonsense like "to be ready for this and that" while some wrote "to
work closely with someone" (the closest thing to whatever the hell
it is)
the best entry was some dumbass who wrote who the programme is
chaired by... that's some mighty powerful crack that shithead is
smoking 
i've always been angriest in my organisation when we're taken for a
ride by consultants..
thing is, the senior management seem to love being intellectually
raped and financially sodomised by charlatans..